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The Up-Goer Five Text Editor Can you explain a hard idea uso g only the ten hundred most used words? It’s not very easy. Type in the box to try it out.

Guide to being invisible in a crowded party. The subtle art of staying present and mingling with people, at the same time absent without engaging, all without raising suspicion.

somecallmekek: great sacrifices must be made

(via Everything You Hate About Advertising in One Fake Video That’s Almost Too Real | Adweek) This is a Generic Brand Video Made entirely with stock footage from Dissolve … and adding to the shopping card all the licensed clips of this 2:30 movie would set you back: Total: $6,645.00 USD yikes! :-/ ( Source: https://www.youtube.com/ )

Everybody is somebody else’s monster. Greg Knauss (via An Entirely Other Day: The Empathy Vacuum )

30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter In 2013 | The Poke: Marmite pop star James Blunt has been returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter.

Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o novo acordo ortográfico) | Vitor Madeira Eis o esboço para a grande obra a inaugurar em breve, o grande “Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o nove acorde ortugráfique)”

Technology giants at war: Another game of thrones | The Economist (via Charted Territory – Tao of Mac )

Sleep Talkin’ Man My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.

Titanic.js … the story of the infamous Titanic, written in JS code #titanic { float: none; }

https://vimeo.com/24320919 billwesterman : helloyoucreatives : Its just a simple plot device. Couldn’t stop watching! ( Source: https://player.vimeo.com/ )

Ordem do Nascimento 1.º filho é de vidro… 2.º é de borracha… 3.º é de aço. Planeamento 1.º filho é (em geral) desejado… 2.º é planeado… 3.º é escorregado. As Fotografias 1.º bebé — Os irmãos mais velhos têm álbum de fotografias completo, relato minucioso do dia que vieram ao mundo, fios de cabelo e dentes de leite guardados. 2.º bebé — O segundo mal consegue achar fotografias do primeiro aniversário....

nano, mini, micro, pequenas e médias empresas Gato Fedorento in “Esmiuça os Sufrágios” definem as NMMPME

Leo Xavier: Novo slogan da Pepsi em Portugal baseado na análise ao comportamento de 95% do mercado português com a marca. Credit a alguém que deu esta ideia na mesa de almoço do último Barcamp PT em Coimbra – não me lembro quem!

Louis C.K. in Conan O’Brien’s Show Everything’s amazing, and nobody’s happy Give it a second, it’s going to SPACE!!! How quickly the world owes him something he knew existed only 10 seconds ago!"

Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away … love to watch you walk away, but rather see you come

True story! This is how it feels to work in an emerging branch office with a total of: 1 country manager 1 professional services manager 1 sales manager 1 pre-sales manager 1 office manager 1 senior consultant → me! “Não é gestão, é congestão” 🙂

money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book George Carlin, essential “Stuff”

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits George Carlin, " Seven Words " (" Again! “, 1978)

“Ken Lee” International Community Now, with its own fan site?!?