pop art painting of a crowded office party with many people

Navigating people: The antisocial guide to survive social gatherings

Guide to being invisible in a crowded party. The subtle art of staying present and mingling with people, at the same time absent without engaging, all without raising suspicion.

🏞 Boogieman

somecallmekek: great sacrifices must be made

📺 Everything You Hate About Advertising

(via Everything You Hate About Advertising in One Fake Video That’s Almost Too Real | Adweek) This is a Generic Brand Video Made entirely with stock footage from Dissolve … and adding to the shopping card all the licensed clips of this 2:30 movie would set you back: Total: $6,645.00 USD yikes! :-/ ( Source: https://www.youtube.com/ )

📜 Everybody is somebody else’s monster

Everybody is somebody else’s monster. Greg Knauss (via An Entirely Other Day: The Empathy Vacuum )

🔗 30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter In 2013 | The Poke:

30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter In 2013 | The Poke: Marmite pop star James Blunt has been returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter.

🔗 Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o novo acordo ortográfico) | Vitor Madeira

Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o novo acordo ortográfico) | Vitor Madeira Eis o esboço para a grande obra a inaugurar em breve, o grande “Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o nove acorde ortugráfique)”

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Technology giants at war: Another game of thrones | The Economist (via Charted Territory – Tao of Mac )

🔗 Sleep Talkin’ Man

Sleep Talkin’ Man My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.

🔗 Titanic.js

Titanic.js … the story of the infamous Titanic, written in JS code #titanic { float: none; }

📺 Plot Device

https://vimeo.com/24320919 billwesterman : helloyoucreatives : Its just a simple plot device. Couldn’t stop watching! ( Source: https://player.vimeo.com/ )

📋 Nascimento dos Filhos

Ordem do Nascimento 1.º filho é de vidro… 2.º é de borracha… 3.º é de aço. Planeamento 1.º filho é (em geral) desejado… 2.º é planeado… 3.º é escorregado. As Fotografias 1.º bebé — Os irmãos mais velhos têm álbum de fotografias completo, relato minucioso do dia que vieram ao mundo, fios de cabelo e dentes de leite guardados. 2.º bebé — O segundo mal consegue achar fotografias do primeiro aniversário....

📜 nano, mini, micro, pequenas e médias empresas

nano, mini, micro, pequenas e médias empresas Gato Fedorento in “Esmiuça os Sufrágios” definem as NMMPME

📺 Louis C.K. in Conan O’Brien’s Show

Louis C.K. in Conan O’Brien’s Show Everything’s amazing, and nobody’s happy Give it a second, it’s going to SPACE!!! How quickly the world owes him something he knew existed only 10 seconds ago!"

April 16, 2009 1 min

📜 Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away

Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away … love to watch you walk away, but rather see you come

October 2, 2008 1 min

🏞 Boat Managers

True story! This is how it feels to work in an emerging branch office with a total of: 1 country manager 1 professional services manager 1 sales manager 1 pre-sales manager 1 office manager 1 senior consultant → me! “Não é gestão, é congestão” 🙂

📜 George Carlin’s essential stuff

money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book George Carlin, essential “Stuff”

July 16, 2008 1 min

📜 shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits George Carlin, " Seven Words " (" Again! “, 1978)

July 16, 2008 1 min

🔗 “Ken Lee” International Community

“Ken Lee” International Community Now, with its own fan site?!?

July 15, 2008 1 min

📜 ken leeee..

ken leeee… tulibu dibu douchoo Valentina Hassan @ Bulgarian “Music Idol”

March 17, 2008 1 min