Navigating people: The antisocial guide to survive social gatherings
Guide to being invisible in a crowded party. The subtle art of staying present and mingling with people, at the same time absent without engaging, all without raising suspicion.
tag: humor
🏞 Boogieman
somecallmekek: great sacrifices must be made
đź“ş Everything You Hate About Advertising
(via Everything You Hate About Advertising in One Fake Video That’s Almost Too Real | Adweek) This is a Generic Brand Video Made entirely with stock footage from Dissolve … and adding to the shopping card all the licensed clips of this 2:30 movie would set you back: Total: $6,645.00 USD yikes! :-/ ( Source: https://www.youtube.com/ )
đź“ś Everybody is somebody else’s monster
Everybody is somebody else’s monster. Greg Knauss (via An Entirely Other Day: The Empathy Vacuum )
đź”— 30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter In 2013 | The Poke:
30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter In 2013 | The Poke: Marmite pop star James Blunt has been returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter.
🔗 Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o novo acordo ortográfico) | Vitor Madeira
Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o novo acordo ortográfico) | Vitor Madeira Eis o esboço para a grande obra a inaugurar em breve, o grande “Dicionário algarvio de termos e dizeres do Algarve (já com o nove acorde ortugráfique)”
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Technology giants at war: Another game of thrones | The Economist (via Charted Territory – Tao of Mac )
đź”— Sleep Talkin’ Man
Sleep Talkin’ Man My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.
đź”— Titanic.js
Titanic.js … the story of the infamous Titanic, written in JS code #titanic { float: none; }
đź“ş Plot Device
https://vimeo.com/24320919 billwesterman : helloyoucreatives : Its just a simple plot device. Couldn’t stop watching! ( Source: https://player.vimeo.com/ )
đź“‹ Nascimento dos Filhos
Ordem do Nascimento 1.º filho é de vidro… 2.º é de borracha… 3.º é de aço. Planeamento 1.º filho é (em geral) desejado… 2.º é planeado… 3.º é escorregado. As Fotografias 1.º bebé — Os irmãos mais velhos têm álbum de fotografias completo, relato minucioso do dia que vieram ao mundo, fios de cabelo e dentes de leite guardados. 2.º bebé — O segundo mal consegue achar fotografias do primeiro aniversário....
📜 nano, mini, micro, pequenas e médias empresas
nano, mini, micro, pequenas e médias empresas Gato Fedorento in “Esmiuça os Sufrágios” definem as NMMPME
đź“ş Louis C.K. in Conan O’Brien’s Show
Louis C.K. in Conan O’Brien’s Show Everything’s amazing, and nobody’s happy Give it a second, it’s going to SPACE!!! How quickly the world owes him something he knew existed only 10 seconds ago!"
đź“ś Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away
Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you walk away … love to watch you walk away, but rather see you come
🏞 Boat Managers
True story! This is how it feels to work in an emerging branch office with a total of: 1 country manager 1 professional services manager 1 sales manager 1 pre-sales manager 1 office manager 1 senior consultant → me! “Não é gestão, é congestão” 🙂
📜 George Carlin’s essential stuff
money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book George Carlin, essential “Stuff”
đź“ś shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits George Carlin, " Seven Words " (" Again! “, 1978)
đź”— “Ken Lee” International Community
“Ken Lee” International Community Now, with its own fan site?!?
đź“ś ken leeee..
ken leeee… tulibu dibu douchoo Valentina Hassan @ Bulgarian “Music Idol”